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"He called her Santiago (or was it Santiago?)"

Back in the summer of 2004, I began receiving a lot of spam which included the most bizarre paragraphs of garbled nonsense imaginable. Strangely, the emails never seemed to advertise anything. Almost immediately I fell in love with them, as they seemed to read like beautiful nonsensical poetry. I proceeded to collect them all, and I have posted the best ones below, along with their titles (the subject line), their authors (the from line), and the dates I received them. Sadly, they abruptly stopped appearing in my inbox one day: disappearing just as suddenly as they had once appeared.

"deter trounce groove oscar"
by Emil Vega
Tuesday, June 29, 2004

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"plaintiff taxidermists from 1655"
by Sammy Hogue
Sunday, June 27, 2004

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"tea party pockets defined by 1"
by Betsy Ward
Sunday, June 27, 2004

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by Rosalie Good
Saturday, June 26, 2004

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"beyond 58 and"
by Rosanne Garner
Saturday, June 26, 2004

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"fundraiser 7 clodhoppers"
by Simone Shea
Friday, June 25, 2004

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Sunday, June 20, 2004

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"donkey mollie indifferent dante"
by Cherie Roland
Thursday, June 10, 2004

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"copy expedient behavioral argue"
by Hugh Patel
Thursday, June 10, 2004

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by Allene Keitha
Thursday, June 10, 2004

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"turkey shadows over 7"
by Maritza Fraser
Wednesday, June 9, 2004

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"freed jeremy"
by Neva Ewing
Tuesday, June 8, 2004

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"briar patch 90 stalactites"
by Pearlie Geiger
Monday, June 7, 2004

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"Her heart beat like a hurricane and she thought she would explode with every snort that heralded oblivion, but it did no good to her."
by Derive
Wednesday, January 3, 2007

i gave it up for a while until i moved out and once again found myself playing minesweeper too often and decided to give the little buddy a chance again. I feel an amused sort of detachment to the proceeding, the sensation of "what a curious and pretty world this is. I think they should put his pope-mobile into neutral and let him role off a cliff, through burning rings of fire, into the ocean for one last hurrah. Emily had intended to wear a skirt, then a dress, then another skirt with a different blouse, then an entirely different outfit. It stays crunchy in milk and can be used as a suppository. When you pull apart the threads from this sticky ball of yarn, you reveal several factors. It is raining outside as I write this and that seems a further indignity, that December cannot even have snow. Holidays have always been hard for me. It was too liberal for the radical-right Bush administration and its neocon supporters, there was no death penalty, and things moved much too slowly. But the issue is: Are we going to follow Scripture? You just don't remember, but you are a part of this. I think they should put his pope-mobile into neutral and let him role off a cliff, through burning rings of fire, into the ocean for one last hurrah.
If BG goes too high, his risk of long-term complications like blindness, nerve damage, amputations, kidney failure and heart disease rises. "We have no opinion on your Arab-Arab conflicts, such as your dispute with Kuwait," she replied. NEW BEGINNINGS FOR MEL GIBSON! Advent is a penitential season for us Catholics, and thus a good time to see Mel Gibson's Apocalypto. "The OI unites frequently fundamentalist believers of often opposed faiths in common fear and loathing of challenges to ancient tribal norms. More so thank the illustrious KVB who gave me that quote and many others that are sure to be incorporated into my comics. But when the chips were down, he jumped up with a sex tape threatening to wreck her career and steal her borderline retarded babies!

"It isn't all about you, El.

I know that we fit together in our quiet moments and in public wonderfully enough that strangers watch us banter as though we are a play. At the fateful meeting, Saddam asked Ambassador April Glapsie: Would the U. After a miserable two years in junior high school, for example, my niece entered high school in Oregon this fall. Find out where you're going! He was gone, but with none of the dignified lessons that the United States had hoped for. Now, a few years after their creation, they are smaller than a few dozen business cards and far more ubiquitous. And they'll assail the Republican culture of corruption while looking the other way at Katrina's Democrat profiteers. I know every morning that I wake up that she is the one I want in my bed come nightfall, filling as many hours as I can manage with the blue of her eyes and the scent of her golden noodle hair.

Let them down and they'll want your head on a platter – a very expensive platter! Emily and I read the vows we had prepared that morning, loving and gently ribbing professions of affection scrawled on computer paper. Needless needles did nothing to slow the torrent of jagged memory and centipede thought. And maybe it's a "kibbutz effect," but kids who have been in class together since kindergarten seem less eager to launch into the distracting peer torture of premature dating games. Still, I suppose all family cannot be abandon, for what is a major life change without the loving mockery of people who have changed your diapers? What exactly did it mean?
He obviously didn't count on Gerald Ford dying, much less on him having as much to say after as he did beforehand. i don't know why they're not still together.


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